I AM A DOG.
NOT AN UNDERDOG.
A DOG.
A MEAN DOG.
A JUNKYARD DOG.
A DOG THAT BELONGS BEHIND A BIG FENCE WITH A BIG SIGN THAT READS "BEWARE" IN BIG LETTERS.
AND YES, MY BARK IS AS BAD AS MY BITE.
FORGET ABOUT MY SIZE.
WORRY ABOUT THE FACT THAT I JUST ATE A T-BONE STEAK AND I'M STILL HUNGRY.
WORRY ABOUT A BEAST THAT DOESN'T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT, NO MATTER WHAT SEED YOU PUT ME AT.
AND IF YOUR BALL LANDS IN MY YARD, CONSIDER IT GONE.
I AM NOT AN UNDERDOG.
I AM THE TOP DOG.
AND YOU'LL BE SEEING ME AROUND YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD FROM NOW ON.
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